While details are a bit thin on the ground it's been confirmed that Adam Lambert and his reality TV star boyfriend Sauli Koskinen are currently broiling in jail after they got into a bust-up outside Helsinki gay bar Don't Tell Momma. Witnesses say that weaves was flying circa four am — aka the time of night when nothing good ever happens — and that fellow patrons tried to split up the pair but Lambert came at them in a flurry of fists and elbows before cops arrived to put their asses in prison. To prevent possible porn movie cliché make-up sex they were sent to two separate jails, with Lambert in Pasila and Koskinen in Toolo. Though particulars of the fight will no doubt trickle out over the next few days and give us a little juice over the traditional Christmas weekend gossip lull don't get your hopes up, most early morning twink fights start from nothing more than a slutty eye in the bartender's direction before escalating into the dizzying display of theatrics you see before you. [Radar]
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