Jon Huntsman's Daughter Dated Kris Humphries

Kris Humphries has become one of the most famous dumpees of all time, but had things worked out differently we might know him from his appearances in White House photo ops ... if Republicans didn't hate Jon Huntsman and Kris had managed to win over Mary Anne Huntsman during their brief time together. In a GQ profile of the "Jon2012Girls," Liddy Huntsman reveals that her sister Mary Ann went on a date with Kris way back in 2003. They saw the movie Elf and he ordered a popcorn "the size of a garbage can." Mary Ann didn't hear about him again until he turned up on a reality show in the role of Kim Kardashian's Ken doll. When Liddy volunteered the story during the interview, Mary Ann was embarrassed about it getting out, but Liddy said, "I'm just trying to make someone smile." Seriously, why can't one of these ladies be the Republican nominee? [GQ]

Jon Huntsman's Daughter Dated Kris Humphries

Here's another fascinating interview in which Jennifer Aniston "reveals" that she might be using botox. She tells InStyle, "People think that I do a lot of injections, but I don't ... I'm not saying that I haven't tried it … but I see how it's a slippery slope ... All that cosmetic stuff looks ridiculous on me." She also says she was a "dumpy" teenager. Yawn. [People]

Jon Huntsman's Daughter Dated Kris Humphries

Let it be known that Pink's baby Willow is ridiculously adorable. [Daily Mail]

Jon Huntsman's Daughter Dated Kris Humphries

Behold: The new Huger Games poster. Insert your own witty comment if you've read the book. [MockingJay]

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