Which of Your Friends Is the Most Fascinating?

Tagging people in Facebook photos makes for superhappyfuntimes. But using your tagging powers to bestow an honor such as the one Jezebel is posing via the Patrón IF Tag site is way more fun than your basic photo tag. So here's the scenario:

You've been invited to a royal wedding, so obviously you need a ridiculous hat. Which of your peeps has the required fascinator-fashioning skills?

Give it a think, then click here to tag away!