Sorority Loves Jesus A Little Too Much

Five female students from Illinois's Monmouth College, several of them members of the sorority Kappa Kappa Gamma, allegedly conducted a "raid" on a local nativity scene Friday — they stole Mary, Joseph, Jesus, and some animals, then sped off in a maroon SUV. The women will face misdemeanor theft charges and, obviously, an eternity in hell.

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