When you first heard that Eden Wood was quitting pageants, and by extension, the TLC show that launched her into the pop culture vortex, you may have been wondering what another season of Toddlers & Tiaras would be like without her. Well, good news! They've casted your new favorite TV family, who look to drag shows for pageant inspiration. "We take a lot of inspiration from RuPaul," says Mom, "She's our favorite queen." My only concern after watching this clip is young Bob Riley's foot-and-a-half-long beaded rat tail.