"Lauren" met "Mike" one night at the New York Philharmonic. Little is known about the exact nature of their interaction during their one date — though Lauren described it as "HORRIFIC" — but afterwards, Mike sent Lauren a 1605-word email reproach-cum-Jeremiad-cum-plea for a second date. It's now making the rounds, thanks to Reddit.
Here at this humble ol' Internet ladyblog, we have long derived pleasure from publishing the bizarre, the nasty, the clueless, the racist, the small-minded, the stalkerish, the over-dramatic, the bone-headed, the legalistic, and the just totally inexcusable communiqués of spurned lovers and cheaters and former flames and unstable (mostly) men. (But also women!)