Ooh, a colander hat, how fancy! A tea kettle on your head — lovely! A funnel that looks like a cross between a dunce cap, Devo, and something a magical elf would wear — how, um, becoming! In all seriousness, I'm all for wacky fashion options, but something about this just reminds me of putting pots and pans on my head as a child and running around my parents kitchen. So let's just deem this look "Vintage Preschool Chic." And ignore the "women belong in the kitchen" message. And move on.