Comment Of The Day: Coke Launches Literacy Program For Befuddled Consumers

At least there's some good coming from Coca-Cola's dastardly effort to mix things up this holiday season with white cans. desertbloom says:

The Coke spokesperson added that in order to repair the damage to the community they were opening up a Coca-Cola Center For Consumers Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.
"We understand that there's more to life than being really, really ridiculously well branded," he explained.

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