Rick Perry Manages To Make Two Gaffes In One Sentence

Rick Perry has officially given up on running for the presidency and is now just campaigning to make it onto this week's episode of Saturday Night Live. After delivering his stump speech at the New Hampshire Institute of Politics at Saint Anselm College on Tuesday, Perry declared, "Those of you that will be 21 by November the 12th, I ask for your support and your vote. Those of you who won't be, work hard." Since Perry has just discounted voters between the ages of 18 to 21, and everyone planning on participating in the general election on November 6, we're pretty sure this is a desperate plea to make the mean reporters stop looking him and asking all those questions with big words.