We knew it was coming, and here it is: Russell and Taylor Armstrong's marriage counseling sessions, now served up for your macabre pleasure. It's pretty much what you would expect, and by that I mean it's incredibly depressing and it will make you feel like a gross peeping tom staring at a trainwreck.

Meanwhile, over at the Vanderpump estate, Lisa, Kevin Lee, and company continue to plan Pandora's wedding. This time, it's Pandora who acts as the voice of reason who tells her mother that she's weary of the rest of the Housewives cast attending the wedding because of the drama, fighting, and cameras that come along with the territory. But then the entire table begins to make fun of the way Taylor eats cotton candy and everything is back to normal in Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, 90210 reality land — and by that, I mean terrible again.