The Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Was Totally Terrifying

Sure, this giant Kermit is cool-looking (the Muppet takes Manhattan!), but many of the balloons looming about New York City yesterday were scary as shit. Let's take a look at Macy's Thanksgiving Day horror-show.

The Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Was Totally Terrifying

Here's an enormous leering Spongebob, come to kill us all.

The Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Was Totally Terrifying

Aaaahhh!

The Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Was Totally Terrifying

The Pikachu balloon seemed like an adorable throwback to 1993, until his big dewy eyes began to shoot lasers.

The Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Was Totally Terrifying

Hello Kitty calmly regards the carnage.

The Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Was Totally Terrifying

Tim Burton's "B. Boy" balloon is actually supposed to be creepy, but it's one of the least upsetting.

The Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Was Totally Terrifying

Behave, kids. Giant Smurf is watching you.

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