Size Queen Lady Gaga Only Dates Well-Hung Guys

Most guys want people to think they have a big penis, so Lady Gaga did her guy, Taylor Kinney, a solid when discussing what she it takes to get her into bed. "It ranges from a really big dick to a degree at Harvard," she said. And, as even the most cursory Google search will reveal, the Vampire Diaries actor never graduated from the Ivy League school. She also mentioned something about "talent and perseverance and pushing the boundaries of love and acceptance," but most of us are now too busy thinking of what Taylor's packing to pay much attention. He's kinda hot, in that slightly sleazy way. [The Sun]


Great news for fans of the awesome web series Broad City, the show has been picked up by FX and will be boob bumped into a half-hour series produced by fan and sometime co-star Amy Poehler. Congrats to the talented and cool creators Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer – we can't wait to see what mad shit they come up with. [Vulture]


Size Queen Lady Gaga Only Dates Well-Hung Guys

Rather than pre-emptively undoing her belt like the rest of us this holiday season, Jennifer Love Hewitt says she's going to nix the sweet and salty goodness in favor of getting herself that sickly, underfed look for a new role she's shooting in January. "I will be in lingerie a lot, so I'll be working out," she said. "I will not be eating for the holidays." Her body, her choice and all, but excuse me while I go drown myself in a bowl of delicious buttery mash. [People]


This is a few shades of amazing: it seems that Billy Corgan has that perfect blend of too much money combined with too much time and he's choosing to meld the two together in a super-fun way and start Resistance Pro, an indie wrestling company. And he's keen on making sure the women's division is well represented. "It's a serious endeavor. I want this to succeed strictly on its ideas," he said. "If I had to artificially prime the audience because of my musical life that's sad. This is going to succeed on its own ideas, not because I jumped the shark." [Billboard]


Size Queen Lady Gaga Only Dates Well-Hung Guys

If you're just logging onto your computer to relax after running the gauntlet down at Walmart, Ian Somerhalder wants you to hang your head in shame. He says that while you were out buying a bunch of heavily discounted crap you probably don't need you were missing out on some quality family time. "Thousands of families are missing out on family time," he Tweeted. "Family is all we have, the foundation of our country and our world." Though sales are intense and best to be avoided, if you're offering me an excuse to skip out on spending even more time with my drunken family then I'll be there elbowing everyone out of the way. [US]


Poor ol' American Idol alum Lauren Alaina messed up the lyrics to the "Star-Spangled Banner" during the big game yesterday. But can you just imagine how nerve-wracking that'd be? Mad props for keeping it together and finishing with a smile. [E!]
And she's not the only Idoler caught up in a Thanksgiving Day song snafu. [TMZ]


Size Queen Lady Gaga Only Dates Well-Hung Guys

And here is where the E!editors make Kim Kardashian appear sympathetic in order to regain ratings after the PR nightmare that was the divorce news, framing Kris Humphries as a fat-shamer whose pot-shots about his wife's weight were the nails in their marriage coffin. [Daily Mail]


  • While the rest of us schelbs are dealing with the encroaching cold and questionable family times, Jennifer Lopez hit up Hawaii for some warm and sandy Thanksgiving action with her twins – and possibly her new guy. [Radar]
  • In New York, Jane Krakowski shows her son Bennett his very first Thanksgiving parade. [Daily Mail]
  • In a day of cute family firsts, Cynthia Nixon and Christine Marinoni gave their nine-month-old son Max his first bit of stuffing. [People]
  • More family fun: January Jones and her parents took her son for a non Thanksgiving-related walk. [Daily Mail]
  • Model Maggie Rizer will also soon be dragging her bub around town because she just gave birth to a son, Alexander Rafahi Mehran III. [US]
  • Excuse me while I go and rinse all that baby off (handy hint: I like to mix a little RU-486 in with my body wash for this). Annnd, I'm back! NPR's review of the new Twilight mentions how irresponsible it is to teach young girls that sexual violence is a-ok. [NPR]
  • Sara Leal, Ashton Kutcher's last married fling, says don't blame her for the divorce and that he brought it upon himself. [TMZ]
  • The latest celebrity to support a tighter regulation of British tabloid media, J.K. Rowling confirms they certainly crossed the line when a journalist stuck a note in her five-year-old daughter's school bag. [E!]
  • Singer Sinitta discusses sleeping with Brad Pitt before he was famous, says he had a bangin' body and she still regrets letting him go. [US]
  • Ellen DeGeneres and wife Portia might be moving into Brad and Angelina's $14million Malibu property. With pictures! Real estate is my porn … [Daily Mail]
  • Tom Hardy is also my porn, and here he is mouth-breathing about his rough ‘n' tumble role in the new Batman movie. [Daily Mail]