ABC has released the preview for their brand-new holiday special A Very Gaga Thanksgiving and in it, the announcer excitedly proclaims that this year, they're "Giving thanks with a capitol G." For Gaga. Get it? Yes, the television network Gods have decided that there will be no escape from the pop star and her little monsters this year — even on the days when you're supposed to be spending quality with your family — and you're going to have to appreciate being "Born This Way" while you eat your turkey and you will like it, dammit. Other things you can look forward to in the 90-minute special: carving of surprisingly non-bedazzled turkey, a tear-laden interview with Katie Couric, and performances inside of what looks to be the Phantom Of The Opera's underground lair.