Help Fund A Highly-Necessary Book Of James Franco Erotic Fiction

An Oregon-based publishing group has launched a Kickstarter campaign to raise money for a book of erotic fiction starring James Franco, and amazingly, Franco himself is not behind it. The group says FUCKING JAMES FRANCO will feature, "erotic fiction that describes hypothetical sexual encounters with the greatest American actor, writer, and visual artist of all time." So far they've collected $1,076 of their $2,000 goal. Somewhere a kid who wrote a 20 chapter Harry Osborn/Peter Parker fanfic and put it online for free is weeping.