In response to the news that Georgia legislators have introduced a personhood amendment, we joked that zygotes are desperate to get into our super-exclusive "person" clique. Kyosuke says:

Revenge of the Fetuses!

In this heartwarming family film, "uncool" zygotes try to make their way through the social minefields set by the "cool" kids known as "persons," in order to establish themselves as worthy of being called human beings. Hilarity ensues, but in the end, there is a message for everyone.

Armin Shimerman plays the lovable and goofy vice principal, Lindsay Lohan plays the Queen Bee of the "personhood" squad, and introducing fertilized embryo 195B and 76A as the "uncool" zygotes that will make you really question the meaning of "personhood."

Coming to theaters this Christmas!

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