Suri Cruise Has Harsh Words For Celebrity Tots In 'Suri's Burn Book'

It seems Suri Cruise is no longer content with having TMZ For Kidz report lies about her, so she's started her own Tumblr, Suri's Burn Book, where she can weigh in on her fellow celebritots. So far Hollywood' most precocious child has revealed that she loathes Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Violet Affleck's scruffy style, has an unhealthy fear of Kate Middleton's non-existant daughter upstaging her, and is harboring crushes on both Kingston Rossdale and Cruz Beckham. After spotting the Beckhams at Color Me Mine, she writes,

"One of the things I loved most about Cruz Beckham is that he is a true Renaissance man. That, and that if we got married, his name would've been Cruz Cruise. Don't even pretend like that's not how that would go down."

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