For A Better Cup Of Tea, Just Add Panda Poop

Feel free to keep sipping your tea, Earl Grey, hot, but be advised that those in the know will soon be switching to a fine blend made using panda crap. Apparently a "wildlife expert in China is attempting to launch the world's most expensive tea, using panda poo to fertilize the brew." You see, pandas only digest 30% of their food, making their shit both nutrient-rich and magical. Surely $80,000 per kilogram isn't too much to ask for a tea that adorably cures cancer, particularly when you can also enjoy "a mature, nutty taste and a very distinctive aroma while it's brewing."

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