Earlier this month, we learned that background music can change your perception of wine. Now, there's a site called Drinkify, which streams tunes through Last.fm and pairs artists with cocktails. The results are… mixed. (Heh.) Red wine goes with Ruth Brown, sure. And Spank Rock with gin, and Robyn with vodka. Rihanna's drink involves Red Bull, Tabasco sauce and Lemon Sour. The Lana Del Rey cocktail is 4 oz. of Fernet and 4 oz. coconut milk, so you'd better have that lying around. But Ke$ha gets paired with vodka on the rocks? Fail. Everyone knows she's a Jack Daniels gal.
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