Amber Rose is the face of Smirnoff fluffed marshmallow flavored vodka. There are many weird things about that sentence, but the words "marshmallow vodka" are perhaps the most stomach-churning. How kid-friendly! The concept brings to mind barfing gently by a campfire. Amber Rose is also the face of Smirnoff whipped cream vodka, which perhaps might be nice in some kind of milkshake if your goal is to experience brain freeze, heart burn and diarrhea simultaneously. The full ads — as seen in Star and Ok! this week — are below.

There Is Such A Thing As Marshmallow Vodka, And Amber Rose Is Its Face