Ivory soap is apparently going through a "holistic reinvention" of its brand. No fucking clue what that means, but they've named Melissa McCarthy as the new brand spokesperson. This means she'll be doing the shill routine on Facebook and television, but that's okay: homegirl's gotta get paid. And we're happy to see more of her anywhere we can.
Speaking of which, here she is on last night's Late Show explaining the horrors of character portraits and how she was persuaded to take a series of them when she first started her acting career.