Control-Freak Marc Warns JLo Not To Let Booty Calls Near The Kids

With a pair like this it was bound to happen eventually. Though Jennifer Lopez seems to be getting what's hers since the split — with a steady stream of gentlemen callers caught leaving her place in the morning hours — it's the big guns that apparently have Marc Anthony in a lather. Even though he's been hanging out with mysterious mystery women, he's allegedly taken issue with his ex's Bradley Cooper dalliance and doesn't want him near their kids Max and Emme. "Marc doesn't want Bradley playing dad to their twins Max and Emme," says someone. Here's hoping this is half true or even just makes it back to Jenny — say what you will about her, I'd be placing everything I have on her to win in any Halle Berry-esque divorce battle. [Showbiz Spy]


Khloé Kardashian, aka the only likeable one, caught the SNL spoof over the weekend and thought it was pretty golden. "Ha! I just saw the SNL skit they did and I could not stop laughing.... LOL," she tweeted. Sister Kourtney was especially taken at the treatment of her mom, Kris "My daughter Khloé is too fat" Jenner. "I peed," she tweeted. "The @KrisJenner was classic." Which provides us with an excellent excuse to run the clip again. Kristen Wiig for everything! [E!]
Modern-day Echidna Kris takes time out of her busy fat shaming schedule to talk more about her golden goose. [US]
The latest installment of Ringgate sees reports of Kim buying it herself (years ago). The plot thins … [Celebslam]
Want to help lift Kim's spirits? Why not get her a little something from her still active wedding registry? [NYDN]


Control-Freak Marc Warns JLo Not To Let Booty Calls Near The Kids

Equal parts sad and disturbing, a 14-year-old developmentally disabled girl has been investigated by the LAPD after it was discovered she threatened to kill Justin Biber's ex, Caitlin Beadles, and skin her alive. Going under the interwebs handle KILLSGANDCB – Kill Selena Gomez And Caitlin Beadles – the teen said that Caitlin won't know what's coming until she "wakes up on the other side of her bed with a knife." Her mom is now said to be monitoring her internet activities. Let's hope closely. [TMZ]
For his part, Justin takes cover with the gays. Or just hits up a random club. [The Sun]


Control-Freak Marc Warns JLo Not To Let Booty Calls Near The Kids

Rihanna has proven herself savvy with social media, scoring 750,000 new Facebook fans and a million extra Twitter followers by creating an app called Rihanna Unlocked that allows access to behind-the-scenes tour shots. I should give that a crack, but I'm not sure if the Twitterverse is ready to see photos of me hunched over my laptop eating a breakfast of caramel popcorn in my delicates. [Billboard]


Control-Freak Marc Warns JLo Not To Let Booty Calls Near The Kids

It's true that angels are watching over us if hardscrabble Candy Spelling's $90K slots win is anything to go by. Mindful that she received $65 million less than she wanted for the eventual sale of her $85 million mansion earlier this year, the cherubs ensured her latest win was in addition to recent jackpots of $200K and $190K. Oh, and that car she won in a charity raffle a few years back. You'll get there Candy, stay strong! [TMZ]


Control-Freak Marc Warns JLo Not To Let Booty Calls Near The Kids

Forget Oscar talk, Elizabeth Olsen and co. just got the okay from President Obama himself after he and Michelle ordered a print of Martha Marcy May Marlene to watch at home. Hugh Hefner also held a screening at the Playboy Mansion, but whatever. [Page Six]


Control-Freak Marc Warns JLo Not To Let Booty Calls Near The Kids

Though it sounds like endless shower-nozzle masturbation material for some, Jennifer Garner was "horrified" when she had to shoot the vocals to a sex scene with Hugh Jackman. "Of course, it was like the first day we worked together," she said. "It's always like that. It's always like, 'It's nice to meet you, now let's moan and groan.'" [E!]


  • Eva Amurri's wedding sounds like a low-key yet classy affair. Oh, apart from security confiscating phones and cameras lest it ruin her $20K exclusive photo deal with People. [Page Six]
  • Michael Jackson's family are super-jazzed about Dr. Conrad Murray's involuntary manslaughter conviction. [E!, US]
  • Dr. Murray is also on suicide watch. [Radar]
  • Why is bump-watch such a weird cultural obsession, while the far more interesting food cravings get little mention? Let's turn the tables. First up, Beyoncé with bananas in ketchup. Can any of you parental Jezzies beat that one? [Huff Po]
  • Melissa McCarthy issues a PSA alerting young actors to the horrors of character shots on Letterman. [Vulture]
  • With constant, unsubstantiated talk of a troubled marriage, Katy Perry and Russell Brand are doing the unthinkable and spending New Year's Eve together. [Mirror]
  • Tyra Banks said she had no qualms about ditching friend and America's Next Top Model judge Andre Leon Talley for Kelly Cutrone. And she'd do it again [evil cackle]! [Page Six]
  • Kelly Osbourne says her brother Jack's unborn child can avoid her cruel sartorial criticism if she can dress it. [US]
  • Drake's album leaks. And he's pretty good about it all. [Vulture]
  • Zoe Kravitz crashed an onstage performance at the Keep A Child Alive Black Ball in the best way possible – inappropriately, entirely uninvited and hopefully drunk! [NYDN]
  • She got a lot of shit about it when she first brought it up, so it's great that Kirsten Dunst is speaking about her depression with Ellen DeGeneres. [Just Jared]
  • Emma Stone and boyfriend Andrew Garfield go for date night and watch Being Elmo: A Puppeteer's Journey. Cute. [People]
  • The reportedly horny patrons of SoulCycle in Union Square are going to be pissed that Page Six outed it as Jake Gyllenhaal's favorite place to sweat. Almost as much as the fact that he didn't show on Friday like usual. [Page Six]
  • Her concerts will remain cancelled for the time being, but at least Adele's vocal chord surgery was a success. [NYDN]
  • Let's hope Jessica Chastain adds a touch of class to the tabloidy train wreck that is a film about Princess Diana's alleged romance with a Pakistani heart surgeon. Or helps them drag it to murkier depths. No in-betweening please. [Page Six]
  • Chelsea Handler breaks up with her boyfriend, predictably doesn't seem to give a shit. [Page Six]
  • Vivica A. Fox's fiancé says their split was amicable. Which is kind of ruining my Vernita Green/Copperhead freakout fantasies. [NYDN]
  • Showing why she's one of the most entertaining crazies on Real Housewives, Ramona Singer demands that restaurants stock her eponymous brand of pinot grigio. [Page Six]
  • Dexter's Jennifer Carpenter gives a great answer to the frankly ridiculous question of whether her divorce from Michael C. Hall changed anything between them. [E!]
  • Mom-of-two Nicole Richie reveals how she manages to raise kids and still have a stylist dress her. [US]
  • Boxing legend Joe Frazier died overnight. [TMZ]
  • In what is fast becoming a daily peen parade, Gabriel Saporta — lead singer of Cobra Starship — is the latest to drop trou. Warning: the link is crazy NSFW. [OMG]
  • Shock of all shocks: working with Lars Von Trier packs an emotional punch, says Charlotte Gainsbourg. [Vulture]
  • Magic Johnson is still fighting the good fight and educating the community about HIV prevention 20 years after his historic retirement. [Radar]
  • Now, I've never watched the UK's answer to The Hills, but I'm going to have to start now that The Only Way Is Essex's Chloe Sims decided to have a wedding-themed 30th birthday and spent the night lamenting the fact that she's not married. [Daily Mail]