Confirmed: Michele Bachmann Is A Broke-Ass Fool

We can't really blame former Michele Bachmann campaign manager Ed Rollins for not wanting to spend the winter months in Iowa, "fighting with a candidate who wouldn't listen and had no money." Our tolerance for parka weather is already pretty low and we wouldn't last long if we had to listen to Bachmann blather on about protecting kids from gay marriage while losing feeling in our extremities.

Rollins, who left the campaign in September, says he wanted Bachmann to focus on Iowa from the start, but she insisted on campaigning in other states. Now he says there's no chance she'll win the Iowa caucus because,

"She's still saying the same things she said in the first the debate. There's no substance. She says, ‘I'm going to repeal Obamacare.' But she's been saying that from Day 1. I told her: That's your Tea Party speech, now you have to say what you're going to do next."

We appreciate the insight from Rollins, but we already noticed that Bachmann has a tendency to repeat her scary, bigotry-laced ideas.