Well, it's official: 51-year-old Doug Hutchinson and his child bride, Courtney Stodden, win the award for Scariest Costume of the Year. Sure, Heidi Klum outdid herself by going as the combination of the Bodies exhibit and the dead bodies from personal nightmares, but somehow these images of Doug dresses as his bride — complete with oversized Sugar Daddy lollipop — take the cake for being fucking disturbing. Way to go, guys: you ruined Halloween for everyone.
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