Michelle Obama: Barack Doesn't Want The Girls Watching The Kardashians

The President doesn't want his teenage daughters watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians lest they turn into vapid, soul-destroying fame whores, according to the First Lady. "Barack really thinks some of the Kardashians - when they watch that stuff - he doesn't like that as much," said Michelle, adding that she's okay with it as long as Malia, 13, and Sasha, 10, agree they're a family of train wrecks. "I sort of feel like if we're talking about it, and I'm more concerned with how they take it in - what did you learn when you watched that? And if they're learning the right lessons, like, that was crazy, then I'm like, okay." [Radar]


Michelle Obama: Barack Doesn't Want The Girls Watching The Kardashians

Commie pinko leftist Alec Baldwin showed his support for Occupy Wall Street by showing up to Zuccotti Park last night, saying he felt inspired by what he saw and offering recommendations for change. "Ows needs to coalesce around some legislative policy. The 'occupy' strategy may be an effective one. But what can each entity agree on?" he Tweeted. "We need a healthy banking system in this country. We need strong capital markets. What is missing are regulations with teeth." [Buzzfeed, Twitter]


Michelle Obama: Barack Doesn't Want The Girls Watching The Kardashians

Well-intentioned egomaniac Tyra Banks says her hair may have fallen out from the stress of writing novel Modelland, but it was all worth it because the book makes tweens cry. "At the Barnes & Noble in Union Square, a 13-year-old girl was talking about how big her forehead is. I told her she had a big forehead like me, but I love it and it's beautiful," she said, likely looking off into the distance for effect. "I said, ‘Yeah, you're insecure about it, but there's something about it that you're wearing with pride because your hair is slicked back in a bun.' And she cried in my arms." Possibly because she confirmed the poor girl's wildest insecurity. [ONTD]


Michelle Obama: Barack Doesn't Want The Girls Watching The Kardashians

Hole pulled out of an Australian music festival after discovering they were billed below Limp Bizkit. And rightfully so. "What bloody flight of crazed fancy made you think we'd open for Limp Bizkit dude?" Tweeted Courtney. "No offence, that's nuts." To which the promoter began fishing for publicity/replied: "Like we were going to ask her permission every time we book a band. No point taking her back, only for her to cancel later, or turn up and act like a rotten twat to other artists and fans." Is anyone not on Team Courtney at this juncture? [ONTD]


Michelle Obama: Barack Doesn't Want The Girls Watching The Kardashians

Ashley Greene likens herself to Angelina Jolie when talking about the alleged feud with Demi Lovato over ex Joe Jonas. "I'm really happy that she's doing well," she says of Jen 2.0. "She and I never had a problem with each other, but, you know, it doesn't go away. Jen Aniston still gets asked about Angelina Jolie." She also says that Gerard Butler is an old skeez: "Don't print that I called Gerard Butler old, I feel bad." [US, Daily Mail]


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