Kelly Osbourne Says She Was Never As Fat As Christina Aguilera Is Now

Kelly Osbourne has dredged up her fat spat with Christina Aguilera yet again. After criticizing Xtina's performance at the Michael Jackson Tribute Concert on Fashion Police, Kelly then decided to get a little personal. "She called me fat for years," she said. "I was never that fat." When co-lady judger George Kotsiopoulos stuck up for Xtina saying she was "still probably a size 2/4", Kelly went in for the kill. "Trust me," she said. "I'm a 2/4. That is not a 2/4." [US]


Kelly Osbourne Says She Was Never As Fat As Christina Aguilera Is Now

They explained away last month's dinner date as a business meeting/tax write-off, but Jennifer Lopez and Bradley Cooper added fuel to the fire no one particularly cares about when someone who looked a lot like her shielded her face from paps while in the passenger seat of his SUV over the weekend. An assortment of super sleuth sources have since come forward to say the couple are dating. Reps declined to comment on whether their latest outing was hatched by their publicists over Friday's five-chardonnay lunch. [People]


Kelly Osbourne Says She Was Never As Fat As Christina Aguilera Is Now

It's hard to tell her many convictions apart, but Lindsay Lohan faces possible jail time after she failed to show for community service at the Downtown Women's Center for one of them — a grand total of nine times. At least her particular shade of fake tan goes well with orange. [TMZ]


Kelly Osbourne Says She Was Never As Fat As Christina Aguilera Is Now

You can unclutch those pearls and pick up the shards of glass that resulted from your monocle smashing to the floor, Courtney Stodden's Facebook page was reinstated after the company lost its war on sexiness. [NYDN]


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