Kim Kardashian Goes Burqa Shopping In DubaiS

Kim Kardashian is in Dubai, where she is doing the important, urgent work of launching a fragrance and attending the opening of a milkshake store. But since Kim had a little free time, and simply loathes showing off her face and body, she and her mother went shopping for abayas and burqas. And niqabs. Does this mean Islamic attire is sexy now? Kim was also impressed with the ladies in the UAE; she tweeted: "Seriously the woman in Dubai are sooo gorgeous!!! I'm sure @RobKardashian is so jealous he didn't come w me! WOW these woman are beautiful!" [E!]


Kim Kardashian Goes Burqa Shopping In Dubai

Rihanna went to a strip club earlier this week, but got in trouble for touching the dancers. The singer allegedly "couldn't keep her hands off" the ladies writhing and even put her head between one woman's legs. The bouncers were not pleased, and gave her a talking-to. And! Because the girl just don't give a fuck, Ri was in the club with her ex-boyfriend, Matt Kemp. Hey na na. [MTV]


Kim Kardashian Goes Burqa Shopping In Dubai

Both Charlize Theron and Julia Roberts are playing Evil Queens in separate Snow White movies, and it's pretty obvious Charlize is gonna be the better villain. "She's been delicious," Theron says of playing the character. "I've been having a lot of fun. She's a total bitch!" [E!]


Kim Kardashian Goes Burqa Shopping In Dubai

Taylor Swift donated 6,000 books to a library in Reading, Pennsylvania. They were not diaries. [CBS News]


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