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By Dodai Stewart Oct 13, 2011 1:50 PM

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Your Guide To Absurdist ‘Sexy’ Halloween Costumes

What kids really loved about Finding Nemo was all the dirty underwater sex "Naughty Nemo" had. Disney is a smut merchant.

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