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Yesterday we learned about a high school girl who was crowned Homecoming Queen on the same night she kicked a winning field goal on the football team. But not all ladies are cut out for sports pennies.allover explains:

One time I, being a female, tried (emphasis on TRIED) to play a sport. It didn't end well! I couldn't even concentrate on the game if there was a shoe sale somewhere in town - just didn't happen! Once, while playing soccer, I had the perfect opportunity to drive the ball into the goal to make the game-winning point. However, as I was running my favorite (it was PHILOSOPHY!) lip gloss fell out of my pocket. It took me almost 10 minutes to find it, and all my team mates were mad. Hello, like they wouldn't do the same! When the coach asked why I didn't take the shot, I started to cry. I couldn't help it! I always get so emotional when anyone puts all of the attention on me, and if it's negative attention whooo-boy, don't get me started. Waterworks!

Nope, me and sports just don't mix!

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