Kim & Khloe Apply Makeup 'Like Trannies'

Kim and Khloe Kardashian say that their late father, Robert Kardashian, once hired a professiona makeup artist to give them beauty tips. Kim explains: "He said, 'My daughters are going to start to wear makeup and I want you guys to look at least presentable,' which I thought was really cool." She adds: "We've turned out to be the biggest trannies because of it." Khloe chimes in: "We joke and say we are like trannies because we love hair and makeup." [xoJane via Us]


Kim & Khloe Apply Makeup 'Like Trannies'

Demi Moore stopped following Ashton Kutcher on Twitter. Briefly. It seems. She only recently began to follow him again. Twitter: Where you put your own personal life on blast, since 2006. [Radar]
Ashton says, via Twitter: "When you ASSUME to know that which you know nothing of you make an ASS out of U and ME." Wow, original. [Twitter]
Ashton also listened to "Don't Believe The Hype" on Spotify, which is supposed to be a message to us all, or something. [People]


Kim & Khloe Apply Makeup 'Like Trannies'

You guys. This is serious. Idris Elba could be James Bond. I mean. Amazing. Come on. Well. Maybe not. He says it's just a rumor. "It's a very old rumor. My dad and I were talking about this the other day. I would do it, but I don't want to be called the first black James Bond. Do you understand what I'm saying? Sean Connery wasn't the Scottish James Bond and Daniel Craig wasn't the blue-eyed James Bond. So if I played him, I don't want to be called the black James Bond." But! But! I would be effing amazing! He clarifies: "I'd definitely consider it." [CNN]


Kim & Khloe Apply Makeup 'Like Trannies'

Like a scene from a fun new romcom, Sandra Bullock and Heidi Klum partied with a bunch of ladies the other night. Champagne was quaffed, laughs were had. Sandy, who's a rocker girl at heart, danced to "You Shook Me All Night Long" and "Rock The Casbah." [People, x17]


  • J'Anthrax news! Someone left bologna cold cuts all over Justin Theroux's motorcycle, which was parked outside of Jennifer Aniston's apartment. Sending the message, "you're full of baloney." [Page Six]
  • Lindsay Lohan is supposed to attend anti-shoplifting classes. Maybe she can squeeze them in around her busy schedule of, um... [E!]
  • Lindsay is clubbing in Paris right now. [Page Six]
  • The trial of Dr. Conrad Murray continues. Yesterday Michael Jackson's bodyguard testified that when Jackson flatlined, Dr. Murray tried to revive him, but also: "He reached over and grabbed a handful of vials, and he asked me to put them in a bag." He also said that MJ's kids were in the room… so sad. [CNN]
  • Shocker: Hugh Jackman wants to be on Glee. [Express]
  • A dog is the new Miley Cyrus. The show: Dog With A Blog. DOG WITH A BLOG. Genius. I'm working on a couple of programs too! Critter With A Twitter, Fumbler With A Tumblr, and uh, Someone's On Facebook. [HuffPo]
  • Stacy Dash has been granted a divorce from her allegedly abusive husband. [TMZ]
  • Joe Giudice, husband of Teresa Giudice of The Real Housewives Of New Jersey, was seen drinking martinis at a TGIFridays with a woman who is not his wife. [Radar]
  • Jacqueline Laurita has quit The Real Housewives Of New Jersey. [AOL TV]
  • Russell Brand will be the first guest on Rosie O'Donnell's new show, which premieres on OWN October 10. [CBS News]
  • David Arquette is dating Entertainment Tonight reporter Christina McLarty. [NYDN]
  • Heidi Klum loved it when her sons had long hair — curly natural Afros — but they wanted shaved heads for the summer. She caved in and sheared it all off, but: "We didn't throw the hair away… We made arts and crafts with it... We paint a lot, so they painted their faces and then we just kind of glued the hair around it. It was really cute." [Express]
  • Jack Osbourne is engaged. [E!]
  • Ron Jeremy has a rum, Ron de Jeremy. Personally, I don't want him putting anything in my mouth, but more power to him. [ONTD]
  • "I went through a phase when I first got into college [at NYU] where I was thinking if I don't get a manager or agent, I'll ask Mary-Kate and Ashley to help ... but I never needed it." — Elizabeth Olsen. [Page Six]