Kate Middleton Attends School For Girls Who Can't Princess Good

We're beginning to wonder how long it could possibly take to teach someone to keep her pinky out while drinking tea. The Duchess Formerly Known As Kate Middleton is reportedly still undergoing training on how to be a royal six months after her wedding. A royal source reports:

"The Duchess is being briefed on how the State works, getting to know our national institutions better and learning more about organisations such as the arts, the media and the government. It is a process that will carry on for several months but is being done privately."

Kate's also "spending time carrying out private research of her own." She needs all this information to carry out her "royal duties," which apparently include kicking everyone's ass at the local pub's trivia night.