For Spring, Burberry Offers A Funky Mishmash With Chunky ShoesS

The Burberry spring 2012 show — presented in London earlier today — was all about big wedge heels, big bags and deep, vegetable colors. Think eggplant, celery and squash.

For Spring, Burberry Offers A Funky Mishmash With Chunky ShoesS

There were lots of ladylike dresses and skirts for ladies with ladylike things to do.

For Spring, Burberry Offers A Funky Mishmash With Chunky ShoesS

The colors of the chunky shoes were positively autumnal.

For Spring, Burberry Offers A Funky Mishmash With Chunky ShoesS

Pumpkin bag; mustard wedges.

For Spring, Burberry Offers A Funky Mishmash With Chunky ShoesS

I don't "get" this pattern, let's call it "cubic vomit on a starry night."

For Spring, Burberry Offers A Funky Mishmash With Chunky ShoesS

Ixnay on the acketjay. The turquoise leather trench will probably make a cameo on Gossip Girl. And of course there was a classic Burberry trench with a twist: Textured collar.

For Spring, Burberry Offers A Funky Mishmash With Chunky ShoesS

Two full skirts, one babydoll dress, one Muppet corpse.

For Spring, Burberry Offers A Funky Mishmash With Chunky ShoesS

Some of the spring coats were… Unique. Trying to be nice. Hideous was the first word that came to mind. I hate this murky color palette and the weird hemlines and the grody patterns.

For Spring, Burberry Offers A Funky Mishmash With Chunky ShoesS

But come next April, will we all be wearing anoraks and wedges?

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