Italian Prime Minister and human embarrassment Silvio Berlusconi has fucked his way into another pickle.
In secretly recorded conversations released this week, the 74-year-old coiner of the revolting phrase "bunga bunga" reveals all manner of dalliances with women more than half a century his junior, including one night where he made it past third base with nearly an entire baseball team's worth of women. The Telegraph reports,
In one conversation taped by investigators in early 2009, Mr Berlusconi told him: "Last night I had a queue outside my door, there were 11 of them. I only managed to do eight of them, I couldn't manage any more. You just can't get round to all of them.
"But this morning I feel great, I'm pleased with my stamina."
If your brain isn't forever stained with the image of Berlusconi gleefully humping away at a whole line of women like Matt Leinart at a USC frat party in 2005, read on.
Berlusconi was also irritated that his Prime Minister duties interfered with his pipe-laying hobby.
"Oh, to pass the days with my babes; I'm just the prime minister in my spare time," he allegedly said in one conversation.
Meanwhile, Italy is in the grip of the global financial crisis that threatens to cripple Mediterranean neighbor Greece. But, you have to feel sorry for the poor guy, being expected to actually do his job rather than fuck his way through the Miss Universe runners up. That sort of pressure can be hard for a simple man who just wants to give underage prostitutes companionship and fun.
The conversations- more than 100,000- were taped in conjunction with the investigation of Berlusconi, his wife, and others involved in an international prostitution ring. So far, eight being investigated have been charged.