Milly, For The Uptight Country Club Lacrosse Mom In YouS

You live in a modest 8,000 square foot Mediterranean-style waterfront villa in West Palm Beach. Your two perfect children, Hewitt and Cooper, are expecting you to attend their parent-teacher events, your pool boy needs to be fired, and your Dear Husband wants to take the boat to St. Barth. What are you going to wear? Milly.

Milly, For The Uptight Country Club Lacrosse Mom In YouS

The secret you never tell anyone is this: You used to want to be a flight attendant.

Milly, For The Uptight Country Club Lacrosse Mom In YouS

You simply loathe how the other girls in the Rare Orchid Society never take their responsibilities seriously.

Milly, For The Uptight Country Club Lacrosse Mom In YouS

In school, you were voted "most likely to succeed," as well as "most likely not to leave Connecticut."

Milly, For The Uptight Country Club Lacrosse Mom In YouS

You own one pair of tennis shoes, which you wear only when you are actually playing tennis.

Milly, For The Uptight Country Club Lacrosse Mom In YouS

You find it horribly vulgar to drink out of a glass that's not made of crystal.

Milly, For The Uptight Country Club Lacrosse Mom In YouS

You never brag, except when when it comes to your undefeated record in croquet.

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