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You live in a modest 8,000 square foot Mediterranean-style waterfront villa in West Palm Beach. Your two perfect children, Hewitt and Cooper, are expecting you to attend their parent-teacher events, your pool boy needs to be fired, and your Dear Husband wants to take the boat to St. Barth. What are you going to wear? Milly.

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The secret you never tell anyone is this: You used to want to be a flight attendant.

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You simply loathe how the other girls in the Rare Orchid Society never take their responsibilities seriously.

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In school, you were voted "most likely to succeed," as well as "most likely not to leave Connecticut."

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You own one pair of tennis shoes, which you wear only when you are actually playing tennis.

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You find it horribly vulgar to drink out of a glass that's not made of crystal.

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You never brag, except when when it comes to your undefeated record in croquet.

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