Michael Kors, For Watching The Sunset From Your Luxury Safari TentS

For spring 2012, Michael Kors encourages us all to go on a safari. His collection — shown Wednesday in New York — seemed inspired by explorers and wildlife enthusiasts: lots of khaki and olive, accented by animal prints and tie-dye.

Here, the tie-dye is less dirty granola hippie, more "yoga retreat in Bali." And the belts with shoulder straps are cool… Although reminiscent of Rolphe from Sound Of Music.

Michael Kors, For Watching The Sunset From Your Luxury Safari TentS

Kors is obviously hearing the call of the wild.

Michael Kors, For Watching The Sunset From Your Luxury Safari TentS

The holey, distressed sweater with those olive tie-dye trousers is a little too "freshman up all night trying to finish a modern fiction term paper." But! The gentleman in the middle, I will take. Because he and his lavalava are smoking hot. His sarong is so right.

Michael Kors, For Watching The Sunset From Your Luxury Safari TentS

Right?

Michael Kors, For Watching The Sunset From Your Luxury Safari TentS

The woman who can pull off the don't-shoot-me-I'm-not-a-deer bright orange hunting ensemble on the right is an interesting person indeed.

Michael Kors, For Watching The Sunset From Your Luxury Safari TentS

Left to right: No. Yes. Maybe.

Michael Kors, For Watching The Sunset From Your Luxury Safari TentS

Survivor chic! The first one doubles as a fish net. The second is for camouflaging yourself in a cantaloupe. The last ones were issued by the Dharma Initiative.

Michael Kors, For Watching The Sunset From Your Luxury Safari TentS

That shapeless thing on the left looks like it could be great for long international flights. Let us not speak of the straightjacketdress in the center.

Michael Kors, For Watching The Sunset From Your Luxury Safari TentS

Monochromatic lady is the new Indiana Jones. One-shoulder dress is the swimsuit coverup of my dreams. That doo-doo colored shredded cardboard crap on the end is hideous.

Michael Kors, For Watching The Sunset From Your Luxury Safari TentS

There's something slightly fall about this spring palette, no?

Michael Kors, For Watching The Sunset From Your Luxury Safari TentS

I'm trying to imagine what Michael Kors would say about this stuff were it to parade before him on Project Runway. "She's like a senior citizen cavegirl cocktail waitress on a cruise ship to Kenya!"

Michael Kors, For Watching The Sunset From Your Luxury Safari TentS

What say you? Are you on board for this luxurious journey through the veldt? Or do you wish all this stuff would get trampled by a herd of water buffalo?

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