Michaele Salahi Wasn't Kidnapped, She Just Ran Off With The Guitarist From Journey

  • You can call off your frantic hunt for clues in the disappearance of Michaele Salahi, because it turns out she was never in danger. As is the case with so many disappearances, she was in the loving arms of Journey guitarist Neal Schon the entire time. As the (quite possibly made up) story goes, Tareq Salahi assumed that Michaele had been kidnapped when she told him she was going to her mother's house, but never showed up there. Now it's been revealed that she's been having an affair with Schon and is currently with him in Nashville, trying to craft a public statement that uses the line, "I took a midnight train going anywhere." [TMZ]

Michaele Salahi Wasn't Kidnapped, She Just Ran Off With The Guitarist From Journey

Scarlett Johansson contacted the FBI about prosecuting the hackers who stole nude photos from her phone. The FBI says it's conducting a "continuing probe" into "a series of computer intrusions" targeting celebrities. [TMZ, LAT]
The hackers need to get a better PR person, because they leaked photos from Mila Kunis' phone while the world was still reeling from the utterly shocking revelation that ScarJo has nipples and an ass. Supposedly four shots have been leaked, but Justin Timberlake is the only celeb getting naked. In what TMZ describes as "suductive" shots, JT is laying shirtless in a bed and jokingly wearing a pair of pink panties on his head. There's also a shot of Mila in the bathtub, but all you see is her head, and a photo of an unidentified man that's "explicit in nature." [TMZ]

Michaele Salahi Wasn't Kidnapped, She Just Ran Off With The Guitarist From Journey

Apparently Charlie Sheen's bizarre behavior is a thing of the past, because the Today Show ran his first "post-meltdown" interview this morning. Chuckles insisted he's sober and said of the episode, "Looking back on it, I don't think I would trade it, but there are portions of it I would have amended a little bit. I don't know, the tiger blood [thing], it was so silly and people took it so seriously and I figured, alright, I'll continue to give the people what they want, you know?" [Us]

Michaele Salahi Wasn't Kidnapped, She Just Ran Off With The Guitarist From Journey

  • Selena Gomez has a new "tattoo" tribute to Justin Bieber, or rather, she scribbled "Justin" on her wrist in marker. [Daily Mail]

  • Creepy: Madonna's stalker, Grzegorz Matlok, admitted in court yesterday that he tried on Guy Ritchie's clothes after he broke into their townhouse last year. [RS]
  • At the link, Hoda Kotb is sassy and delightful when confronted by a paparazzo. [TMZ]
  • Christina Aguiliera isn't leaving The Voice according to executive producer Mark Burnett. "Christina is absolutely staying. She is not going anywhere, 100 percent. We were emailing with Christina yesterday. They're all back," he said. [E!]
  • Suri Cruise is now attending the New Leadership Academy, an elementary school founded by Will and Jada Pinkett Smith that has ties to Scientology. [Us]
  • The Situation parked in a handicapped spot outside a New Jersey bank, so TMZ filmed the parking lot until they spotted a handicapped person who was forced to park farther away. For some reason The Situation's apology was issued through an anonymous source: "Sitch was in a rush to get to the bank before closing time because he is only in town for a few days — and in his haste he did a sloppy parking job ... He understands that's not an excuse." [TMZ]