On day number two of Anderson Cooper's self-titled talk show, Snooki took a bashful Cooper tanning for the first time (or so he claims). When Cooper removed his shirt, Snooki was impressed with his "peanut muscles," but the tanning supervisor wasn't: he painted "contour lines" into Anderson's muscles.

Pro tip: watch this with the sound off to avoid the Shore-speak and gawk uninterrupted.