If you're inappropriately amused by hearing legitimate news organizations report the wine cooler-infused, trashy details of two teens boning, you're in for a treat. In Levi Johnston's memoir, the former Playgirl model/mayoral candidate contradicts nearly everything Bristol Palin wrote in her book, ensuring that we have a weeks of folksy mudslinging ahead of us.
Levi's epically titled tome Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs comes out on September 20, and "The Associated Press bought a copy on Monday." (
Obviously the AP didn't buy the book in a store, so does this mean Levi is charging $15.11 for review copies? Edit: A store might have put the book out early, but we still wouldn't put anything past Levi.) While Bristol wrote in Not Afraid Of Life: My Journey So Far that Levi "stole" her virginity on a campign trip when she was drunk off her ass on wine coolers — though not in a rapey way! — Levi makes the absolutely shocking allegation that Bristol made this all up to sound more sympathetic to her mom's conservative fans. From the AP: