I guess I'll just go head and be the asshole and criticize a 9-year-old girl's overt cry for help, but seriously, Gia's song for her mom and Zio Joe was bad on so many levels. First of all, how wildly inappropriate is it that this kid is even aware of any discord in the family, let alone so emotionally affected by it? But given that she is, I suppose it only makes sense — taking after her family — that she would be equally inappropriate in choosing a happy event, like her sister's birthday party, to air their dirty laundry in the form of a song. And, frankly, not a very good song at that. It paled in comparison to her previous emo-less single, "Milania." Everyone involved has about 10 different reasons to be embarrassed. Maybe that's what Gia's next song will be called.