Michigan, Where Every College Student Can Have A Ridiculous Club

College students have undertaken a herculean effort to not do any studying. The Detroit Free Press has compiled a roundup of some of the most bizarre college activities, from the Squirrel Club at the University of Michigan, to Western Michigan University's Dignified Educated United Crust Eaters Society, to the Michigan Technological University's Lumberjack Club (members are required to "legitimately own flannel.") All are excellent pursuits for students who want to invest four years (and a tremendous amount of tuition) in recreating the clubs montage from Rushmore.