Comment Of The Day: Overheard At The Mail-Order Bride Meet And Greet

An Edmonton radio station is holding a contest for Canadian men interested in traveling to Russia and selecting one of its lovely citizens to be his bride. telecomic says:

I feel sorry for the women who will attend that wonderful soiree'

EDMONTON DUDE: Hey, you, former commie chick! What's your name?
RUSSIAN LADY : Privet, strong North American man. Meniya z...excuse me, my name is Svetlana.
EDMONTON DUDE: Awesome! Wanna get "Svetty" with me in bed later on?
RUSSIAN LADY : I have Ph.D in Nuclear Engineering from University in Moscow. Where do you live in North America.
EDMONTON DUDE : I AM A BOLD CANADIAN MAN! I DRIVE A FORD F-250 AND I LOVE TRUCK NUTZ!!!!!! ME LIKE HOCKEY!!!
RUSSIAN LADY : I am fan of hockey as well. Do you know the Alexander Ovechkin?
EDMONTON DUDE : He is the sworn enemy of my nation.
RUSSIAN LADY : How so? He seems like fun man, very talented.
EDMONTON DUDE : His team turned The Greatest Canadian Hero Sidney Crosby into a pile of brain pudding on the annual New Year's Day outdoor game. I will have my vengence.
RUSSIAN LADY: What town did you say you reside in Canada?
EDMONTON DUDE: Edmonton, home of the Oilers.
RUSSIAN LADY : (consults Google Maps on her phone) Hmmm... looks to be cold place. I am allergic to the Truck Nutz. Could I speak to winner of radio station contest in San Diego now?

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