Do you love Google? Do you dig the way Gmail suggests you CC some folks you might have forgotten in a chain of messages? How it recommends products you need to buy based on the words you've typed in an email? How it fills in your search query before you've even figured out what you're actually searching for?

Then perhaps you're in the market for a "G-Male," Google's answer to that perfect relationship you long for. But beware: all of Google's "helpful" qualities are come across as kind of creepy and stalkerish.