Supermodel Selita Ebanks's Diamond Underwear Bruised Her Vadge

Although we'd always naturally assumed that wearing underwear made out of metal and precious gems would be totally comfortable, Selita Ebanks says that is most emphatically not the case. Ebanks, who wore the Magical Diamond Bra And Panty Set Of Destiny in the 2007 Victoria's Secret fashion show, says that the stones hurt in her special lady place. A reporter asked Ebanks if she was nervous wearing underthings with a cash value of $4.5 million, and she replied, "I wasn't scared — it hurt. Yeah, diamonds hurt. I don't know about wearing diamonds on your crotch. It's like you're walking and scraping. This is not cohesive to get a man. No man wants a scratchy vagina." Pretty sure she meant "conducive," but her larger point still pretty much stands. Ebanks continued, "That's not sexy. Nobody wants bruises on their vagina." Indeed. [HuffPo]


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