Comment Of The Day: On The Intelligence Of Masonry

In her 1974 letter, Michele Bachmann wrote that she felt "stupid next to" her two bilingual friends. Zombie Cucumber has thought of another scenario in which this observation might be appropriate:

"I feel stupid next to both of you."

In fairness, she could say that while standing between a couple of cinder blocks and still be right.

Bonus: in response to the news that single people may have shorter lives, electric gravy boat gives us this reminder of our mortality:

I've pointed this out before, but did you know that everyone who wore shoes in 1820 is dead?

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