This year, 32 babies competed in the third annual phenomenon known as a "Diaper Derby Race." The competition transpires as babies crawl across a 10-foot mat after being lured into loving arms of the adult responsible with toys, electronics, shouting, and cooing noises. How are there not more babies that immediately began crying from all of the commotion?

Trent, the winning child, won after his mother produced his very favorite ball that he "loves to run for" at the end of the finish line. Silly us, here we thought parents were starting 'em young on Toddlers & Tiaras...

[NY Post via Best Week Ever]