Schwarzenegger Debuts 'I Survived Maria' Shirt

Arnold Schwarzenegger, who's known far and wide for his gentlemanly behavior toward the ladies, has been characteristically non-combative in his divorce proceedings with Maria Shriver. However, things took an ugly turn yesterday when he stepped out in a shirt that reads "I Survived Maria 1977 - 2010." The shirts were made up by Maria's staff when Arnold left the California governor's office and originally read "2007 - 2010." Yeah, it's a wonder Arnold was able to survive Maria's constant cheating, love child, and generally disgusting behavior! Oh, hang on a minute ... [TMZ]

Schwarzenegger Debuts 'I Survived Maria' Shirt

Arnon Milchan, who produced Mr. and Mrs. Smith says that Jennifer Aniston threw Brad Pitt out of their house after he confessed his love for Angelina Jolie. These are the same tabloid rumors we've been hearing for six years now, complete with Brad storming off on his motorcycle, but we're supposed to care now because they're in book format. [Daily Mail]

Schwarzenegger Debuts 'I Survived Maria' Shirt

Prince William and Duchess Shinylocks are unhappy with their new Kensington Palace home because it's visible to commoners ... who work for them. Their property is overlooked by residences for palace staff. [Daily Mail]

Schwarzenegger Debuts 'I Survived Maria' Shirt

The Wire's Felicia "Snoop" Pearson pleaded guilty to conspiring to distribute heroin and was sentence to three years of probation. [WaPo]

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  • The tattoo LeAnn Rimes will be getting lasered off about three years from now features the vows from her wedding to Eddie Cibrian: "You gave me the courage to be truthful. I promise to give you the comfort to be trustful." [Radar]
  • Add this to your list of reasons to question the effectiveness of Celebrity Rehab: One year after Eric Roberts was treated for a weed "dependency," he's advocating the legalization of marijuana. [TMZ]
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