On Real Time, Bill Maher asked Anthony Bourdian to choose between a great meal and mediocre sex. His response? "Depends on who's cooking, and who's fucking." He continued, "It disturbs me when people talk about how chocolate is really orgasmic — or how they like to take food to bed. You know, I believe in separating church and state." You can tell Bourdain's not quite as into taking food into bed as we are by the joke he finishes off with: "It adds a whole new meaning to 'rolling into the wet spot.'"

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Ever Mix Food & Sex?