Last night's episode of Toddlers & Tiaras featured Allyson, a four-year-old girl who is obsessed with Beyoncé and "brown" skin in general. She and her mother never refer to people with Beyoncé's coloring as "black" or African-American, but "brown." Allyson only likes "brown" dolls. She prays every night that God will make her less "peach" and more "brown" and might be the first kid to ever be on this show that actually likes getting a spray tan because it's the closest thing to having her prayers answered.