Woman Draws Beard On Her Face To Rob Bank

After years of men using women's pantyhose during robberies, a woman has finally turned to masculine accouterment to disguise her identity — though everyone saw right through it. Witnesses say a woman who was dressed as a man and had a "drawn on" beard walked into a branch of the Bank of Tuscaloosa in Alabama, told tellers she had a bomb, and made off with an undisclosed amount of money. Pro tip: Next time you're trying to pass off your crimes on a dude, invest in some spirit gum.

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