Kirstie Alley was on David Letterman's show last night, and asked, "Do you love me still?" Dave answered, "Of course I love you. What do you mean do I love you still?" Kirstie produced a piece paper she'd hidden in her décolletage. Upon it were jokes Dave had told, on-air, about Kirstie. And her weight.
"Last night on Dancing with the Stars, Kirstie Alley fell over on the dance floor," Kirstie read. "How many of you felt it?" Dave chuckled a little, vaguely embarrassed, and then said, "That's awful."
Later, Letterman told Kirstie, "We do love you; if you were skinny, we would tell jokes about you ... eh, probably not." But since Kirstie had the ovaries to challenge Dave — and look absolutely stunning while doing so — she wins this round.