France Readies Itself For McBaguettes

McDonald's knows how to make authentic cultural cuisine. Just ask any Irish person about their Shamrock shakes! So the French must be psyched about the company's announcement that it will soon add baguettes to its menu in France. For too long the French have been forced to buy their bread at traditional boulangeries. Finally, they can enjoy mystery meats on hard, mass-produced hunks of baguette.